Tips for the budding Keyboard Warrior

Just lately, on a couple of the forums I frequent, there's been an increase in the number of Keyboard Warriors presenting themselves. God knows why they bother.....too much time on their hands perhaps? Either way, it's a complete pain in the arse and it ruins the board. What I don't understand, however, is why these guys are almost always the same 'clueless, can't spell, never seen a punctuation mark in their lives' types. So, for anyone considering a foray into this sort of behaviour, here's a couple of tips:

#1. Credibility - Learn how to spell. Also learn how to punctuate. If you don't, you're just going to look like a knob-jockey.
#2. Anonymity - Don't ever tell anyone who you are or where you are. Otherwise, some psycho 'Charles Manson' type might track you down after you ruffle their feathers.
#3. Know your opponent - Try to at least have *some* idea of who you're dealing with. See tip #2 for why this might be a problem if you don't.

There you go.....that should at least get you started ;)